Hi there,

This isn’t a hotel website. You’re not here to scroll through stock photos of towels folded into swans.

Whether you’re hosting an intimate reading, a tarot circle, an experimental screening, or your best friend’s moon ritual potluck — welcome. We’re honoured to hold space with you.

If you’re not sure what you need me for yet, at least have a conversation with me. email me at [email protected]

Let’s get into it.

Here’s What You Need to Know Before You Click “Book”

1. The Space: Joydragger’s House is for people, not parties. If you’re planning to host a wrestling match or a rave, I’m not your guy.
2. The Price:

   • ₦150,250 for 6 hours.

     Because good things cost money and, frankly, because it’s worth it.

   • Extra hour? ₦30,000. Time is money. our time is premium.

   • Booking fee: 50% upfront. No fee, no booking. The rest? 24 hours before your slot or you’re out.

   • AC usage: Extra 10k per 4hrs

3. Cancellation Policy:

• Cancel 7+ days before your booking: Get 90% of your money back. Almost full refund because We’re considerate like that.

• Cancel 3–6 days before: You get half your money back. Not great, but better than nothing.

• Cancel within 72 hours: No refund. Less than 24 hours or you ghost? I keep everything. Call it a “no-show tax

  Booking Form

Requirements:

• Your full name and WhatsApp number (because emails are for newsletters).
• What you’re booking for—if you say “just vibes,” I’ll ask you to try again.
• Number of guests (max 15; this is a house, not a stadium).
• Date and time (plus a backup, because life happens).
• Proof of payment (screenshots or it didn’t happen).

House Rules:

• No smoking inside. Not even “just one puff.”
• No pets (unless your goldfish is really quiet and your cat is really nice).
• If you break it, you buy it. I have receipts and a good memory.
• Show up on time. The clock starts when you said, not when you arrive.
• Respect the neighbours. Joy is good, noise complaints are not.

How to Book

• ⬇️ Check that your date is available below

Bookings Calendar

• Fill the form below at least 5 days in advance. Be honest-surprises are for birthdays, not bookings.
• Pay the booking fee immediately upon confirmation. If you’re not sure how, ask. I’ll walk you through it.
• Wait for confirmation. If you don’t hear back in 24 hours, try again or send a meme.
• Pay your balance 24hrs hours before your event. No pay, no play.
• Booking form completed at least 5 days in advance

Want to Collaborate? Pitch Me Something Good.

Maybe you don’t want to just book the space. Maybe you want to collaborate.

If you’re cooking up a workshop, screening, pop-up, ritual, or any kind of creative experiment that needs our full energy and backing, this is where you pitch it. We want to hear about the wild, the thoughtful, and the downright unexpected.

We’re especially into:

• Rest experiments
• Craft clubs (knitting needles or glue guns, bring it)
• Book clubs (the kind that actually reads the book)
• Supper clubs
• Listening parties (vinyl, playlists, or that secret mixtape)
• Storytelling nights
• Pop-up galleries
• Mindfulness retreats
• Experimental theatre
• Anything that makes us say, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

If your idea makes us curious, excited, or just plain hungry for more, fill out the form below and let’s make some magic

Collaboration Pitch Form